i am gay today. gay ee yay.
Late morning & afternoon was or-sem. awesome. awesome. uneven tan lines, but heck. 3 of us went swimming. and coz i lost my goggles, i had to make do without it. it was all 20 laps, yo yo yo. okaye inside joke and banana speedos. i like them with whipped cream, topped with cherry pretty pretty please. and the elephant aunty. zomg.
There were alot of people, alot. alot alot coz it`s a Saturday. so Aish and me decided to enter into ONE cubicle to shower, my suggestion of coz and left frente outside to wait for us. Had her bf not be an impatient idiot, I would have taken my own sweet time to shower. HAFIZ, UR READING THIS! anyway, the shower. We decided to be 2 little pricks and make frente wait outside our cubicle. We spent approximately 35 minutes in there. lots of smacking, slapping and LOTS OF soaping, we practically flooded the toilet floor with lots of soap bubbles and i mean LOTS and LOTS of "ah. that`s good. uh.. uh.. some more pls, ah ah ah ah" and annoyed the hell out of Frente and she yelled "this is a fucking family place!". ahahahahahahaha. aish, u bitch. anyway it was fun. until elephant aunty stared at us when we both stepped out of the cubicle. Aish JUST HAD to wear this 'OMG.I HAD THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE IN THERE. ORGASMIC, YO' expression on her face. she JUST had to, u know. and elephant aunty looked at us like we had 3 breasts. And then when she stepped in, we heard "aiyoooooo so many bahhhhbel". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. in case u didn`t get it, she meant bubbles but her diction was horrendous.
anyway, hafiz waited for us in the car for 45 minutes and spent a good 15 minutes arguing with frente where to eat. geez. they are an odd couple, really. HAHAHAHAHA. aish and me got ourselves comfy in the backseat while they argued. and started gaying around and coz it was in the day, we were upset we couldn`t 'play' with the camera flash. on the way, aish and me made our "uh, ah, uhhhhh some more, baby. oh yeah baby..that`s it baby. UHHHHH... " sounds and pissed our handsome driver. "no backseat action, please.." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it was all good. until get this. until I CRIED. yeah i freaking cried. we were all just keeping quiet and then the ghost of nazir, jeng jeng jeng, haunted my mind and i cried. that was like so retarded. totally random. no tissue, use wet towel. and hafiz had the cheek to suggest the towel he uses to wipe the car. wth. YES, NO TISSUE PAPER U KNOWWWWWW. what kind of car is that?! anyway, it was chaos for a good 8 minutes or so and then we were all fine.
then rushed rushed rushed to meet my parents for dinner and so here i am now. too tired to bury my face in the books but i HAVE to. till then!
anyway to end this off. . . thank you to the 2 angels for today (: we`ll do this again after my exams. and not to forget "fit, u make me have coke in my nose" hahaha (: love you two, really (:
Late morning & afternoon was or-sem. awesome. awesome. uneven tan lines, but heck. 3 of us went swimming. and coz i lost my goggles, i had to make do without it. it was all 20 laps, yo yo yo. okaye inside joke and banana speedos. i like them with whipped cream, topped with cherry pretty pretty please. and the elephant aunty. zomg.
There were alot of people, alot. alot alot coz it`s a Saturday. so Aish and me decided to enter into ONE cubicle to shower, my suggestion of coz and left frente outside to wait for us. Had her bf not be an impatient idiot, I would have taken my own sweet time to shower. HAFIZ, UR READING THIS! anyway, the shower. We decided to be 2 little pricks and make frente wait outside our cubicle. We spent approximately 35 minutes in there. lots of smacking, slapping and LOTS OF soaping, we practically flooded the toilet floor with lots of soap bubbles and i mean LOTS and LOTS of "ah. that`s good. uh.. uh.. some more pls, ah ah ah ah" and annoyed the hell out of Frente and she yelled "this is a fucking family place!". ahahahahahahaha. aish, u bitch. anyway it was fun. until elephant aunty stared at us when we both stepped out of the cubicle. Aish JUST HAD to wear this 'OMG.I HAD THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE IN THERE. ORGASMIC, YO' expression on her face. she JUST had to, u know. and elephant aunty looked at us like we had 3 breasts. And then when she stepped in, we heard "aiyoooooo so many bahhhhbel". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. in case u didn`t get it, she meant bubbles but her diction was horrendous.
anyway, hafiz waited for us in the car for 45 minutes and spent a good 15 minutes arguing with frente where to eat. geez. they are an odd couple, really. HAHAHAHAHA. aish and me got ourselves comfy in the backseat while they argued. and started gaying around and coz it was in the day, we were upset we couldn`t 'play' with the camera flash. on the way, aish and me made our "uh, ah, uhhhhh some more, baby. oh yeah baby..that`s it baby. UHHHHH... " sounds and pissed our handsome driver. "no backseat action, please.." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it was all good. until get this. until I CRIED. yeah i freaking cried. we were all just keeping quiet and then the ghost of nazir, jeng jeng jeng, haunted my mind and i cried. that was like so retarded. totally random. no tissue, use wet towel. and hafiz had the cheek to suggest the towel he uses to wipe the car. wth. YES, NO TISSUE PAPER U KNOWWWWWW. what kind of car is that?! anyway, it was chaos for a good 8 minutes or so and then we were all fine.
then rushed rushed rushed to meet my parents for dinner and so here i am now. too tired to bury my face in the books but i HAVE to. till then!
anyway to end this off. . . thank you to the 2 angels for today (: we`ll do this again after my exams. and not to forget "fit, u make me have coke in my nose" hahaha (: love you two, really (:
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